A funny, fast-paced video of a person confidently checking their crypto portfolio — dramatic music builds up as they open the app, zooms in on their excited face, then the screen flashes red with “-37%” losses. Their face slowly freezes, dramatic violin music plays, and the camera zooms out as they stare into the void. Add glitch effects, sad violin, and “life choices” flashbacks. Style: Cinematic meme style, realistic lighting, short (5–10 sec), mix of comedy and drama. Caption: “When you thought you were early, but you were actually the top 🥲📉”